Do you ever feel like the world of health is filled with people who enjoy running for fun, and snacking on kale chips like they’re potato chips? Well, good news! This is not that blog.
Welcome to the land of reality, where the closest you’ve come to running is chasing the pizza delivery guy, and kale chips sound like an unfunny joke. Here, we’re going to tackle health from a perspective we all understand: We want to be healthier, but we also want to enjoy life—and maybe, just maybe, laugh along the way.
So buckle up. Here’s your funny, slightly sarcastic, very real guide to getting healthy. Spoiler: It doesn’t involve giving up pizza.